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Met Donkey, saved Fiona, found friends, became a happy ogre forever.

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Transfer or buy ETH on Abstract Chain using "Fund" option in the Abs Portal, or bridge from any other blockchain with Relay.

Navigate to the 'Trade' section in the Abs Portal, or use any other dApp like Moonshot or Dexscreener.